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Bad news is time flies...good news is you are the pilot. Happy Birthday!
Shaking those maracas a little lower this year?
Happy Birthday...Remember as far as anyone knows we are a nice normal family
Sorry to hear you got old
If you were a tree you would be young...you're not...Happy Birthday
Here's your Zen birthday greeting: Not thinking of you
Happy Birthday...put on your spurs and go dancing on tabletops
Happy birthday! Instead of gray hair may you grow tinsel
You get a little older...you get a little wiser...what a lousy trade off
On this birthday do what makes you sparkle
This aging shit is getting old!
Happy Birthday old friend...Oh wait...did I day old?
Don't grow up! it's a trap!
Getting older and running out of fucks to give is magical
When we were kids we wanted to be older...this shit is not what we expected
Happy Birthday from one old fossil to another
In dog years you would still be a teenager...Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday...Adjust your crown and get your day started
You can be anything you want to be...unless you want to be younger...etc.
Would you like some help this year blowing out all those candles?